I think my dog knows i’m feeling down…
Hate stupid drunk people… If you can’t handle your liquor don’t drink… Easy as that! (stupid drunk chick)
Podrá tener cuatro Balones de Oro, pero yo puedo comprar chocolatines de una máquina sin tener que poner una caja debajo.
He has won four Golden Ball, but I can buy some chocolates from a machine without standing on a box
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Buffalo starring me in the face today!
Inconsistency
Bull shit
Excuses